This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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