Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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