i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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