The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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