I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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