Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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