Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
did i walk over a car last night?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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