$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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