Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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