Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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