ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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