I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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