i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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