But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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