Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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