So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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