Joe is yelling at the trees again.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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