idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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