Nicole vs. Life
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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