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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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