I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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