i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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