You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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