I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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