I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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