I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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