We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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