no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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