Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
