I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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