Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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