If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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