Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening