hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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