what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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