Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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