she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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