its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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