I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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