Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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