This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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