Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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