i think i have herpe
just one?
Do vagina's smell?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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