Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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