the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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