I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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