i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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