I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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