Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's blow job season.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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