Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i just google imaged poop.
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nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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