You really coming over, don't trick.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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