I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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