why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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