So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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