Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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