I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
