just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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